How about this?

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.

As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, %26quot;Here, put these on.%26quot;



She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.



%26quot;I can't wear your trousers.%26quot; she said.



%26quot;That's right,'' said the husband, %26quot;and don't you ever forget it.

I'm the man who wears the pants in this family.%26quot;



With that she flipped him her panties and said,

%26quot;Try these on.%26quot;



He tried them on and found he could only

get them on as far as his kneecaps.



%26quot;Hell,%26quot; he said. ''I can't get into your panties!%26quot;



She replied, %26quot;That's right...and that's the way it is going

to stay until your attitude changes.%26quot;How about this?Any guy who'd put on his wife's panties gets no sympathy from me, good for her.
How about this?
I LOVE IT!
How about this?
I LOVE IT!!! lol
that unfortunately is the attitude of some today.



love it
That was great and very smart of the woman to stand up for herself..
I love her attitude, Smart cookie, good reply.
HA! Very funny! I'll have to show that one to my husband! I bet he won't see the humor in it like I did!
Only if more woman would read this and follow through with it.



This is great.



THANKS!
Good one!
That made my day.
that is a good one
Eh, whatever.



BOOOORRRRRRINNGGGGG!
I love it, I think that was a perfect answer to him.
That is an old one, but still funny! :)
i would of stuck the panties on my head and said you never said where to put them on now get on the bed we have some love making to do cause it is our wedding night and all