The newlyweds are in the honeymoon hotel room and the groom decides to let the bride know who's boss right from the start of their marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throws them at her...He says %26quot;Put these on!%26quot;.
The bride replies, %26quot;I can't wear your trousers%26quot;.
He replies, %26quot;And don't forget that I will always wear the trousers in the family!%26quot;
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request...%26quot;Try these on!%26quot;.
He replies, %26quot;I can't get into your knickers!%26quot;
Wife says, %26quot;And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude!%26quot; :)How do you stand?Excelled youself again!
A young couple got married.Both were virgins and were embarrassed after discussing sex,so they coined a phrase to spare their blushes.Instead of referring openly to sex,they called it %26quot;doing the laundry.%26quot;
On the first night of their honeymoon they %26quot;did the laundry.%26quot;It was so great that half an hour later the husband asked:%26quot;Can we do the laundry again?%26quot;
%26quot;I'm sorry honey,%26quot; said the bride,%26quot;but I'm a little tired right now.Tomorrow,yeah?%26quot;
However,in the middle of the night she woke up feeling guilty about having rejected him.She put her arm around him and said:%26quot;I'm sorry I pushed you away earlier.We can do the laundry again if you want.%26quot;
%26quot;That's OK,%26quot; he said.%26quot;It was only a small load so I did it by hand.%26quot;How do you stand?that is funny as hellHow do you stand?HAHAHAHA! We know who's boss!!i think a little compromise is required,quicklyI stand proud and tall and at times, I put my head down.hahaRead it 24 hours back....You can't be the Boss!!!Isn't marriage outstanding?????? yepperhohohohohohohhhhhhhooooooooNice one!!! i really gotta remember that one!!!! teeheeheee!!! i like that one!I love it.niceSo true....Just reading it's making me stand !ROTFLMAO!! that was great!! thumbs up to u girl!!!
