The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, %26quot;Put those on.%26quot;
The bride replies, %26quot;I can't wear your trousers.%26quot;
He replies, %26quot;And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!%26quot;
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, %26quot;Try those on!%26quot;
He replies,%26quot;I can't get into your knickers!%26quot;
%26quot;And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude.%26quot;
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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says %26quot;But sir, its just a sperm bank!%26quot;, %26quot;I don't care, open it now!!!%26quot; he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says %26quot;Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!%26quot;, she looks at him %26quot;BUT, they are sperm samples???%26quot; , %26quot;DO IT!%26quot;. So the nurse sucks it back. %26quot;That one there, drink that one as well.%26quot;, so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, %26quot;See honey - its not that hard.%26quot;
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
%26quot;Do you know what I am doing?%26quot; asks the doctor?
%26quot;Yes, checking for abnormalities.%26quot; she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, %26quot;Do you know what I am doing now?%26quot;, she replies, %26quot;Yes, checking for cancer.%26quot;
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, %26quot;Do you know what I am doing now?%26quot;
She replies, %26quot;Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!%26quot;Here are some jokes to help you get through the night!!?Good, very good, lol!
The first one is my favorite!
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